Some sexual themes but no actual sexual content, if you don't like it don't read it or whatever.
"This," the man held up a small rectangular package with something round inside. "is a condom. I put it on, we can have sex. What do you say?"
I glared at the man beside me, grinning ear to ear. I raised an eyebrow slightly. "And what, exactly, did you hope to accomplish with that little... act?"
"I dunno," he shrugged, "To get lucky tonight with a gorgeous woman in a bar downtown?"
I looked down at the drink in my hand. My last for tonight, better stop before I reach thirty. I swallowed the shot anyway. "Then let's go."
Now it was his turn to raise an eyebrow. "It's really that easy? How many drinks have you had?"
"Twenty-seven. Where to?"
"Twenty-seven? Isn't that gonna kill you?"
"Not if you're half machine."
"Oh, cool." He